{"slip": { "id": 55, "advice": "Do not seek praise, seek criticism."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}
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