{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
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